Engineers are the BEST boyfriends
ALL these ARE facts .. so.. here goes..
Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle.
An
engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years
old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a
high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get
married and buy a house too.
Law graduates are still working as a
lowly apprentice in a law firm, most management graduates have just
failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking
for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a
hospital. ''-
Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness.
An
engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and
effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to
understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really
hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work,
once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand
you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not
understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy
(e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness=dh/dt.) And once
they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so
that the desired results appear.
Unlike the Lawyer who will argue
with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending,
the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school
graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy
to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one
of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.-
Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
Let
me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the
lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your
money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like
another cadaver to the medical school graduate.
Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.
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Hence,
an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich
enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time
for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate?
Get an engineer as your boyfriend!
lol!!!!! engineers!!! see doctors are the best!! everything to cancel them out just sounds wrong!! really unrealistic ... doctor 4 life
ReplyDeletelol.. jez accept the aforementioned facts!
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