Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it? In all
honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and for whatever the reason
the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of nieces and
nephews, and a great family, so I decided to take a few off from dating.
I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I have made
this choice. I just tell people I choose My Android Smartphone over
dating, and usually no more questions follow.
1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen dates where people
easily spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics or bonus content on that
date.
2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My Android Smartphone I
am all about hygiene and proper attire but my Android Smartphone never
asks me to wear a colored shirt.
3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This Relationship Is Going
I don't want to think my Android Smartphone is slutty but it never
questions my commitment before I level up.
4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android Smartphone has
never ask for a necklace or a spa day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I
haven't thought about getting my Android Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as
too give it a little personality.
5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet Her Friends, It all
honesty, I don't get this... it has friends, but if my Android
Smartphone, the toaster, and my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and just
talk, I think I would be ok with that.
In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone can't give me a hug or
share memories with me, but I am sure Google is working on that.
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