Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen?

Nigeria and Nigerians are quite funny with
the kind of quotes some vehicle owners
especially commercial drivers inscribe on
their vehicles.
Ranging from wrong spelling of the
inscription to the ironic part of it.
You'd see a commercial bus driver with
'Young prof' Boldly written on his his vehicle
and so much more.
I believe we all have seen buses with quotes
like that in one occasion or the other.
Share yours with us