An Open Letter To MTN

Dear MTN,

My dear MTN, My Dearest MTN...
No matter how you rephrase this sms to me, I would never fall victim of your business tricks.

At first it was ''text yes to 7070 for a chance to win N2,000,000''. I neglected it.
Then it graduated to "few steps away from receiving your N2,000,000 reward".... I kept quiet...
Then I checked my balance and saw "You would not receive your N2,000,000 reward if you dont text "yes to 7070"....I still maintained my silence....
Then I recharged and I saw "reward your self right now, text yes to 7070 and you could win N2,000,000".... i still kept quiet....

Then I got an sms from MTN and viewed it. What I saw was "Does your number end with 1996? please send OK to 7070! *******1996 has been rewarded with access to MTN's N2,000,000 draw today! subscribe for 100/day"....I still kept quiet...
Then I saw an alert again!!... "Are you NELSON? Yello, you just won MTN's N2,000,000 draw. Text OK to 7070 to claim it, 100/day" (Money wey I don win, I go still text 100/day to claim am. Abii? Express don leave this MTN o.)....ok o, I still kept quiet....

Then just few minutes ago, I got a call and guess who called? ''7070''!!!... abeg wetin them wan tell me wey them never send for text?