Nigeria's TV Commercials That Do Not Work As Advertised

Happy Independence Day Nairalanders.
I want to use this medium to expose some
of the tv commercials that doesn't work as
advertised. Below is a list of the adverts:
DETERGENTS: Most adverts on detergents
(if not all) doesn't truely work as
advertised. Ariel, Omo, Klin, among others
'one wash' adverts are scams. I have used
most of the detergents on tough stains but
'e no dey comot once'. I'll have to change
water and rewash all over before the stains
will be removed (after hard scrubbing until
my flesh peel comot).
VICKS BLUE: '...Vicks blue go sama dat ur
cough and catarrh one time...' I've tried this
when I had cough and catarrh but it
doesn't work. At times, I end up taking a
dozen of vicks blue all to no avail. If you
have tried taking just one and it worked for
you just lemme know.
ONGA: ...mama's helping hand. The advert
shows that when you use Onga seasoning
on any meal, it turns out delicious, chei!
What if say na potty I dey cook, so if I just
add onga d food go sweet, abegi! Tell me
something else. Well, all na advert sha.
PANADOL: From the advert, when you take
panadol for pain relief, you will be relieved
immediately, ONE TIME! I have taken
panadol when I had headache but I wasn't
relieved of the pain immediately, I had to
rest for a while before I regained 'my
head'.
More will be sent, not until you post yours.
Long live Inquisitor readers!
Long live Nigerians

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