Woman Falls 30 Feet Into Well During Waterwheel s*x Tryst

It’s tough to imagine an outdoor tryst
ending much worse than this: at the
bottom of a well, with hypothermia
setting in.
But firefighters say that’s exactly what
happened in Ciudad Real, Spain, on
Friday night, when a 21-year-old
woman and similarly unidentified man
decided to have s*x atop a boarded-up
50-foot waterwheel well shaft. The Local
reports that the boards became loose
during their lovemaking, and the woman
ultimately fell into the water roughly 30
feet below. How deep was her partner’s
love for her? Well, he took off.
But he may have been the one to place
an anonymous call that led firefighters
to the scene, where Spain’s ABCreports
she was found clinging to the side of the
well. They rescued the woman and
brought her to a hospital, which treated
her for symptoms of hypothermia.
She was released the next morning, and
firefighters put out a statement warning
similarly frisky couples that there are
other covered waterwheel shafts in the
area. Think such a thing is rare? A
Chicago ER doctor told ABC News in
December that he typically sees two s*x-
related injuries each week.