So you’re about to get married and we all
know what time it is, Bachelor Party
Time! You and your buddies have talked
about this many times in advance. Some
of your friends already have the whole
thing mapped out for you. This is your
“last hoorah” and they want you to take
full advantage of it. Well, before you
dive into the festivities, be aware of a
few things. Things are not always what
they seem and you may be wise to take
heed to these 3 Bachelor Party Myths.
1. Those Strippers are NOT for You
Being that a lot of bachelor parties
involves some professional dancers
getting a bunch of liquored up men
excited, I figure I would clear something
up for the groom. Those strippers
weren’t really hired for you; they are
for your friends. Don’t believe me? Tell
your buddies you don’t want strippers
when it’s your time to have a bachelor
party. They’re reaction will vary from
flat out anger to bursting out in tears
(ok maybe I’m exaggerating with the
tears…I hope). They may claim this is
for your entertainment and enjoyment,
but don’t be silly. Truthfully, your
married buddies (as well as the single
ones) need and want an excuse to get
some live action. Your introduction into
matrimony is the perfect time to get it.
So, if you really want strippers, then hey
who am I to tell you no. Just realize
you’re doing this for your friends, and
basically that’s what friends are for.
2. This Is Your Last Day of Freedom
Reality Check: you lost your freedom
when you agreed to be in a relationship
buddy. If you’ve been exercising full
freedom this whole time, then yes,
you’re in for a rude awakening. I’m not
implying that relationships and
marriage are equivalent to jail time. I’m
just saying it isn’t the same freedom you
had when you were single. Understand
though that waiting until your bachelor
party is over to accept this reality is not
the smartest move. Do you wait until you
play in the championship to raise your
level of play, or do you practice well in
advance in anticipation for that day?
You better have gotten your mind right
well before that last stripper leaves the
bachelor party if you want to make a
smooth transition into marriage. You
knew it was coming, so if you’re not
properly prepared for what’s to come,
well then you only have yourself to
blame.
3. Nobody Will Ever Find Out about This
Night
Any of you ever had that one guest who
your fiancée asked you to invite? Well
guess what, he’s a spy and you better be
on guard that whole night before he
reveals all the craziness that went down.
No seriously, maybe he wasn’t exactly a
spy but don’t think that one of those
guys at your party isn’t going to tell
somebody what happened. Men at times
talk as much as women (some talk even
more than women), and your future wife
has plenty of ways of extracting
information from the guy she thinks is
most likely to spill the beans (pillow talk
is deadly). There are a lot of women
that get the low down on what happened
that night, but they won’t call you out
on it because chances are, the
bachelorette party was way worse than
you think (makes your party look like an
after school special), and she figures
she will just call this one even.
I hope none of this deters you from your
much awaited night. I just thought some
of you may like to be put on notice on
the three points discussed. The main
thing to always remember is that this is
just a party for one night, but your wife
will be for a lifetime. So have your fun,
enjoy your friends, but always remember
you’re lucky to have found your wife and
that is worth a lifetime of one on one
partying with the one you love.
know what time it is, Bachelor Party
Time! You and your buddies have talked
about this many times in advance. Some
of your friends already have the whole
thing mapped out for you. This is your
“last hoorah” and they want you to take
full advantage of it. Well, before you
dive into the festivities, be aware of a
few things. Things are not always what
they seem and you may be wise to take
heed to these 3 Bachelor Party Myths.
1. Those Strippers are NOT for You
Being that a lot of bachelor parties
involves some professional dancers
getting a bunch of liquored up men
excited, I figure I would clear something
up for the groom. Those strippers
weren’t really hired for you; they are
for your friends. Don’t believe me? Tell
your buddies you don’t want strippers
when it’s your time to have a bachelor
party. They’re reaction will vary from
flat out anger to bursting out in tears
(ok maybe I’m exaggerating with the
tears…I hope). They may claim this is
for your entertainment and enjoyment,
but don’t be silly. Truthfully, your
married buddies (as well as the single
ones) need and want an excuse to get
some live action. Your introduction into
matrimony is the perfect time to get it.
So, if you really want strippers, then hey
who am I to tell you no. Just realize
you’re doing this for your friends, and
basically that’s what friends are for.
2. This Is Your Last Day of Freedom
Reality Check: you lost your freedom
when you agreed to be in a relationship
buddy. If you’ve been exercising full
freedom this whole time, then yes,
you’re in for a rude awakening. I’m not
implying that relationships and
marriage are equivalent to jail time. I’m
just saying it isn’t the same freedom you
had when you were single. Understand
though that waiting until your bachelor
party is over to accept this reality is not
the smartest move. Do you wait until you
play in the championship to raise your
level of play, or do you practice well in
advance in anticipation for that day?
You better have gotten your mind right
well before that last stripper leaves the
bachelor party if you want to make a
smooth transition into marriage. You
knew it was coming, so if you’re not
properly prepared for what’s to come,
well then you only have yourself to
blame.
3. Nobody Will Ever Find Out about This
Night
Any of you ever had that one guest who
your fiancée asked you to invite? Well
guess what, he’s a spy and you better be
on guard that whole night before he
reveals all the craziness that went down.
No seriously, maybe he wasn’t exactly a
spy but don’t think that one of those
guys at your party isn’t going to tell
somebody what happened. Men at times
talk as much as women (some talk even
more than women), and your future wife
has plenty of ways of extracting
information from the guy she thinks is
most likely to spill the beans (pillow talk
is deadly). There are a lot of women
that get the low down on what happened
that night, but they won’t call you out
on it because chances are, the
bachelorette party was way worse than
you think (makes your party look like an
after school special), and she figures
she will just call this one even.
I hope none of this deters you from your
much awaited night. I just thought some
of you may like to be put on notice on
the three points discussed. The main
thing to always remember is that this is
just a party for one night, but your wife
will be for a lifetime. So have your fun,
enjoy your friends, but always remember
you’re lucky to have found your wife and
that is worth a lifetime of one on one
partying with the one you love.
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